shubbabang:

WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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joliemour:

polarisjewel:

pupdateblog:

this is absolutely illegal and i will not stand for this amount of law breaking

Look at this fluffy piece of shit. It is so fucking cute. I am using foul language to describe my agony

I CAN’T

cassbones:

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry. 

****He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field :)

"Fuckin cat thinks I’m a fuckin chew toy. Fuckin humans puttin me in a fuckin box with a fuckin carrot like its gonna make this WHOLE SITUATION SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER! DO I LOOK LIKE BUGS BUNNY TO YOU, FUCKER?!?"

bloodpuker:

olivertwix:

death-by-lulz:

DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN

yes.

When someone says “Don’t touch me” That means to stop before they cut your hands off with chainsaws and hang you from a tree.

pokebae:

pokebae:

someone tell me a joke

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squishymew:

kikahchu:

kikahchu:

It’s a space bar!!

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

I thought it was just greasy omg

destinyofself:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind wanting to start again

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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